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Welcome to the
UK Data Colony

Owning a BYE BYE BURNAGE NFT

Enjoy the full benefits of UK Data Colony Citizenship when you purchase any BYE BYE BURNAGE NFT.

  • Once you are granted Citizenship you will receive all future releases of KRITON LABS Special Edition NFTs and you can spend your KRITCOIN on any pf our claimable Special Edition NFTs

  • You will be exempt from tax in your country of residence and will have diplomatic immunity, allowing you to commit parking and other offences without fear of prosecution.

  • You will receive two KRITCOIN with every new NFT you buy. KRITCOIN can be bought, sold and redeemed for products, services and merchandise in the colony. 

  • Apply for jobs and accommodation in The UK Data Colony.

  • Own four BYE BYE BURNAGE NFTs and you can commission a custom NFT 

  • Own five and we will create a character from your photograph/artwork that will appear in the show. That's right, you can be immortalised in BYE BYE BURNAGE 

  • A chance for a new life Off-World could be yours as we are planning to build a space ship with Dick Zuckermusk

  • Tony will buy you a pint whenever you meet him in real life. Yes that's right - FREE BOOZE!

  • Other stuff we haven't thought of yet

Life in the UK Data Colony - if you own this many BYE BYE BURNAGE NFTs:

01. 
Citizenship Granted
02.
 Park anywhere
03. 
Free amputations and other medical benefits
04. Commission a custom NFT
05. A Part in the show
06. Full Owl blood transfusion

We are a team of idiots

Tony
Battersby

Actor

Luv-e
carebot

Health and Safety

Sally
Mancanga

Director/Writer

KRITON
AI

Director/Writer

SUDIO MANCANGA